New Facebook Page

I just created the Chicken Facebook Page. Like my game on facebook and share with your friends.
https://www.facebook.com/ChickenTheAdultSexGame?skip_nax_wizard=true

What Is Freaky?

I would like some input here as to just what people consider freaky. I put what I consider some really freaky stuff in level four of my game. Stuff so freaky that it's stuff I won't even do. I have seen a couple people comment that it's not freaky enough. Perhaps this is because they didn't play long enough? The game is set up so you can either get a challenge from the level you pick or any of the levels below it. It is setup this way to encourage people to take the risk for extra points. I am wondering if this is why a few people think it is not freaky enough.

I am constantly trying to improve my game. I have recieved some great suggestions and made updates. I already have a major update coming to the next version but I would like some more suggestions on challenges. People please leave a comment on my blog with suggestions as to what you find freaky. I don't want to have to read 50 shades of grey for ideas. Thank you all for your support.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=air.com.josephalves.funtime

Android Update Is Here

My Android update is finally in stores. If you haven't tried it, upload it right away. Here are the changes.

*I listened to user input and added more challenges. Some dirtier than ever.
* I added a free pass challenge on levels 3 and 4. Now people who are a little shy to play those levels might just give it a try in hopes of getting a free pass for a lot of points.
*I added a custom point system.

Thank you all for your support.

Why I'm Leaving Apple For Android, And Why You Should Too

Three years ago I decided to make the big switch and trade in my Blackberry for an iPhone. I had decided that Blackberry just wasn't keeping up with the times. For a while I couldn't have been happier with my decision to switch. Apple at the time was leading the market in smart phones leaving Google to catch up.

A few months ago I decided I wanted to make a fun adult application for iPhones. I specifically made this application for Iphones, no other devices. I did my research ahead of time to make sure that there were no apps similar to the one I was going to create and to make sure that mine wasn't going to be too mature for Apple. After doing my research I found plenty of apps that were far dirtier than mine was planned to be. Not only that I found none that were anywhere close to the same as mine.

So I created my application and submitted to Apple. A week later I got a notice that they rejected it claiming that it was to similar to the Kama Sutra App. Are you freakin kidding me? The Kama Sutra is a sex position guide, not a game. It was obvious they were just trying to keep my game out of their store. So I appealed their decision. A week later I got a call from their appeals representative finding other problems, assuring me that if I fixed them they would love to have my game in their store. Yes just a way to waste more of my time with false hopes. Some of the problems she stated were that the game is too slow (BS it was tested on several devices and even on my 3GS its the fastest application I have) and the language is too crude and needs to be toned down without giving specifics (no problem I can work with that). Well the good news in this was that the appeals found me in the right that it was in no way similar to the Kama Sutra app. So all I had to do was fix it up and it would be approved right? Not. 

I did everything Apple asked me to do but they proved that there were no real issues, no they were looking for issues just to keep my game out. After cleaning up the language they tell me my game has adult content. No duh. I appealed again. It's not like my game is the only app with adult content. I tried my best to find words that are not offensive but look, this game is made for adults. Why else would Apple have a rating system that includes subjects like nudity(there is no nudity in my game), gambling, etc if they don't allow it? So after this appeal they came back with the same lame answer. So I went into their store and after just a quick 3 minute search here are some of the apps I have with way more suggestive content than my game (see screenshots below). Take note. One game was approved April 19, 2012, around the same time my game was denied. Also take note of the themes: orgies, threesomes, gay sex, anal sex, masturbation, etc. How can this content be acceptable in there store yet my game is offensive? It's obvious that if you know the right person there your game makes it in the store. If you don't you're screwed. 

When I was working on this app I had a friend that is an Android user tell me that Google is awesome but Apple is just a bunch of rich stuck up people. He couldn't be more right. They aren't friendly for developers at all. You can waste a lot of time and money developing a game just to have it shot down. On the other hand Google instantly approved my game and it's been selling like hotcakes. 

Well their loss. I will keep my game with Android and tell everyone I know to avoid Apple products. Not only that but since I am a Systems Admin for 600 users who are getting ready to migrate off Blackberries next fiscal year I will make sure they go with Android instead of Apple. Why should I or anyone I know buy from an unfriendly company who won't work with people at developing new products? Anyone who is thinking of buying an Apple product or developing for Apple, run! You're wasting your time. There's easier companies to work with.

And here is my super offensive game. It's so offensive to suggest people to have sex using a lot of positions that are already listed in their other apps. At least my game is creative. Apple has 100 sex position guides and not a single good sex game.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=air.com.josephalves.ChickenTheAdultSexGame&hl=en

Andriod Update

My Andriod update is almost complete. Thank you to everyone who has submitted input. If anyone else has something to add please do it asap. I am hoping to have the update completed by this weekend.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=air.com.josephalves.ChickenTheAdultSexGame&feature=sea

New Challenges Coming Next Week For Andriod

So to get this app approved in Andriod I had to take a more conservative approach than I wanted to. I still have some pretty kinky stuff in there but I wasn't as descriptive as I could have been with some of the challenges. Well it's about to get even beter.

Now that the game is approved, selling, and getting good ratings I am ready to make it better and dirtier. Next week I will be adding dirtier challenges to make people cry chicken. If anyone has any suggestions please add them here and I'll gladly add them to the game. Until then, keep playing and enjoy the game. Thank you to all who have downloaded my game and given me input.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=air.com.josephalves.funtime

Apple still being a pain

Well Apple has denied my app yet again. This time citing it's "too crude". Really? Look through their app store and you'll find dozens of apps far worse. I am about to jump ship and stop buying Apple products. They obviously aren't a good company to do business with.

Now Andriod on the other hand approved of my game instantly. Here it is for anyone unable to find it.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=air.com.josephalves.ChickenTheAdultSexGame&feature=sea

Game now available in Andriod Market

Apple is still giving me trouble working out so called bugs but my game is now available in the Andriod Market. Apple has been going back and forth with me for a couple months now but Google approved my game instantly.

If anyone has any suggestions of challenges they would like to add to the game please let me know. I plan on making updates with more challenges soon. Thank you all for trying my game. Have fun and be safe playing it. Remember it's not who wins or loses. Everyone is a winner with this game.

Hopefully Apple will approve this game shortly. I'll keep you all updated.

Chicken-The Adult Sex Game

I just made my first application.

For support or app suggestions please leave a comment.

 

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=air.com.josephalves.funtime